They say the definition of insanity is doing the same things over and over and expecting different results. I should be locked up. Seriously, how many times am I gonna order a free trial of something and not pay attention to the fine print that says I have 14 days to cancel or I will be charged a zillion dollars. How many times am I gonna threaten the customer service guy with the Better Business Bureau because I just didn’t pay attention? As I sit on the train quietly sobbing because I really can’t afford to lose a zillion dollars, I wonder, is this it? Is this the time I’m gonna figure out that just because I don’t see the fine print, doesn’t mean it’s not there? And that nothing comes for free.